Louie goes on a date as well as a field trip with his daughters. Both go badly.

Louie and his friends have a discussion about homosexuality with a gay friend during a poker game. After Louie's divorce is finalized, he looks up a woman he had a moment with back in school.

When Louis goes to the doctor for a mandatory check up, he unfortunately goes to meet the doctor known as Dr. Ben, who turns out to be bad. He is very sarcastic and messes with Louis. Written by James Hake

When Louis has a bad time at a bar with a lady, he finds out that she is attracted to older men, which he takes advantage of by furthering their relationship with each other. Also, Louis thinks his daughters need someone to play with and so does he so he sets up a play date with a fellow school friend and her kids. Written by James Hake

Louie goes on a trip. Louie plays the South.

Louie reluctantly acts in a movie.

Louis's brother Robbie gives Louis an odd offer to join him in a double date. At first he declines but after constant nagging accepts, with an expected outcome. And at the same time, Louis's mother comes and visits him to tell him the news that she is a lesbian. But Louis thinks that the mom is self centered and thinks the world revolves around her and is mad. Written by James Hake

After Louis drops his kids off at his ex wife's house, he stays home and notices a loud neighbor. When he visits him to see what the fuss is about, he and the neighbor get high. When Louis feels the girls would like a pet or a more fun presence to be around, he decides to get a dog from the pound, which brings instant bad news. Written by James Hake

When Louis thinks back to an awkward encounter he had when he was a kid in school with a girl, he decides to find her and call her. When they meet, sexual things go down. But when they go to a diner, they run into a group of high schoolers, and one turns out to be a bully. In order for him to get justice after being humiliated in front of his old friend, he visits the bully's house with bad consequences. Written by James Hake

Louie tries to overcome his fear of dentists, and tries to get a date with an African American grocery cashier.

Louie recalls a traumatic lesson from Catholic school about Jesus dying for his sins.

Louie fantasizes about a TV news anchor, and winds up in the hospital after working out with his new personal trainer.

Louie goes out for the night.