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||IMDB Rating: 2.8/10 from 1,279 votes
||Release: 26 July 2006 (Kuwait) /
||Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime, Family, Sci-Fi
||Director: Bob Clark,
||Stars: Bill Croft, Bonnie Paul, Candace Churchill, Dagmar Midcap, Diego Wallraff, Ed Anders, Garry Chalk, Jaime Pressly, Jon Voight, Lori Petty, Nicollette Sheridan, Pat Morita, Ron Lester, Simon Rex, Thomas Kretschmann
||Synopsis: When LAPD computer expert Peter Fowler investigates the killing of an old man in Chinatown, he finds the only witness is his dog, Cho Cho. But Fowler soon discovers Cho Cho is the only dog in the world who can speak to humans... not only that, Cho Cho is an expert in martial arts. When they join forces to track down the mastermind behind the death of Cho Cho's master, it leads these unusual partners into uncovering a dangerous conspiracy which puts both of their lives in danger. Written by Anonymous
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A dog suspended from the ceiling by a cable attached to a harness. Pat
Morita pretending to be Chinese. A dog coaching a human on what to say
to his dinner date through an earpiece from the bushes. A police
detective who owns a million dollar house on the San Francisco bay. A
Dalmatian that plays the cello. A fat kid with an earring. A terrier
djing the party and scratching on the turntables. A woman who never
closes her mouth. A movie named KARATE dog where everyone is supposed
to be doing Chinese martial arts. A bumbling, overzealous dog catcher
who keeps all the animals in a Guantanamo bay styled facility where
they scrawl "woof" and other graffiti on the wall.
Sound great already? It only gets better: A dog takes on 5 human
assassins who just defeated his human master and beats them into
submission using the martial prowess he achieved spending much of his
life as his masters top student. In a flurry of punches and kicks he
renders all of them unconscious and/or sets their butt on fire. He
bites the leader on the wrist (who is wearing a mask) and spends the
rest of the movie trying to solve the mystery of the bitten leader by
looking for visual clues such as a band-aids on the wrist etc.
Apparently, the greatest canine martial artist to ever live made some
sort of Faustian deal where he traded in his canine sense of smell for
the ability to roundhouse kick people who are over 6 feet tall.
An all dog band called "the puppies". A repairman disguise kit for
infiltrating hi-tech corporate headquarters that says "barker
industries" on the back. A Trojan'd compact disc that literally blows
up every computer within a 50 foot radius and cuts the building's power
when you stick it in a CD drive on a PC.
This movie is great.
Underlying it all is a malicious thread of species-ism in the form of
dog-cat hatred. At every opportunity defamatory and slanderous
anti-feline sentiments are expressed, implied, and presented in a
manner that reveals the deep seated prejudice of the screen writer. The
only human minorities in the movie are two moron policemen who
constantly make lowbrow, lewd innuendos at every given opportunity,
referencing bestiality. Their ethnicity? Surprise! LATINO.
If this wasn't already some of the most exciting cinema of the new
millennium, add to that the physics defying martial choreography,
featuring mouth-breathing blonde bombshells doing two legged back kicks
after running up the wall and septuagenarian sport board breaking.
It concerns me deeply that English speaking children are shown mindless
drivel like this without consideration of the lasting emotional and
spiritual injury that could be incurred.
The only disappointment? On the cover of the DVD it shows the dog
wearing a headband. The dog NEVER wears a headband ONCE in the whole
In summation: the greatest film ever made.
Tags for The Karate Dog Full Movie
, Bonnie Paul
, Candace Churchill
, Dagmar Midcap
, Diego Wallraff
, Ed Anders
, Garry Chalk
, Jaime Pressly
, Jon Voight
, Lori Petty
, Nicollette Sheridan
, Pat Morita
, Ron Lester
, Simon Rex
, Thomas Kretschmann
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