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||IMDB Rating: 3.0/10 from 1,201 votes
||Release: 29 December 2009 (USA) /
||Genre: Sci-Fi, Thriller, War
||Director: Mark Atkins,
||Stars: Ali Tagi Alexander, Antonio Sabato Jr., Chacko Vadaketh, Dean Kreyling, Jay Beyers, Jonathan Footman, Kimberly Ables Jindra, Matt Lagan, Matt Lasky, Mitchell Gordon, Mohammad Kavianpour, Noelle Perris, Rob Ullett, Tomas Boykin, Traci Lords
||Synopsis: John Carter (Antonio Sabato Jr.) is some kind of lone soldier in the middle east who looks at everyone through the scope on his rifle, until one day he gets shot a bunch of times and the government decides to reconstruct him on another planet for some reason. Naked and surrounded by hostile aliens, John Carter must fight for survival as aliens try to kill him and/or make him eat bugs. John Carter does NOT WANT TO EAT BUGS. Written by Matt Pierce
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Well. This is by no means the worst movie I've ever seen. I've seen (if
you can call it that) one or two Asylum movies before, and some of them
are physically painful to watch. 2012: Supernova? Arrrgh!! AVH: Alien
vs. Hunter? I nearly gnawed off a limb in an effort to dull the
excruciating experience. The Asylum exist to produce unbearably cheap
knock-offs of well-known sci-fi and horror movies, and they survive
purely by tricking the ignorant into watching their deliberately and
deviously diluted versions by mistake. Someone should give these guys a
good spanking and ground them for life on a deserted island.
Anyway. You can understand that my expectations for "Princess of Mars"
were very low indeed. But I wanted to check it out, just in case they
had actually read the original book. And I was surprised: they had. But
in a characteristic fit of plagiarism (and, probably, because filming
in the desert is cheap) they'd also decided to fuse the concept with
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. Even so, I was actually
mildly entertained by Princess of Mars (and yes, I can still stand to
look at Traci Lords). The acting was hammy and the production values
were unimpressive (but at least they were there); it looked like what
it was: a thoroughly derivative low-budget C-movie bordering on the
farcical. But that can be entertaining, too! As the movie went on I was
thinking that, hey, this was in the same league as Bloodrayne and stuff
like that, and I might actually end up rating this a 4 out of 10! A
good rating for a craptacular excuse for a real movie, appreciating
that it might be trash but at least it's funny and entertaining trash.
Unfortunately, the ending was so stupid and pointless that I have to
cut that rating in half, and end up with a 2 out of 10 mark. Properly,
the movie doesn't really deserve more than 1, but for maintaining a
certain watchability almost all the way to the end, and for being funny
despite its ROTJ derivation, I retain one more star.
All in all, still a massive disappointment that can in no way be
Tags for Princess of Mars Full Movie
Ali Tagi Alexander
, Antonio Sabato Jr.
, Chacko Vadaketh
, Dean Kreyling
, Jay Beyers
, Jonathan Footman
, Kimberly Ables Jindra
, Matt Lagan
, Matt Lasky
, Mitchell Gordon
, Mohammad Kavianpour
, Noelle Perris
, Rob Ullett
, Tomas Boykin
, Traci Lords
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