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||IMDB Rating: 4.0/10 from votes
||Release: 2008 (Japan) /
||Stars: Mina Asa, Ruru Anoa, Sasa Handa, Yôichi Matsuda
||Synopsis: After the death of his mother, 20-year-old Lily lives with her grandmother and is going to be the successor to the deadly martial art Sayama Hasin-ryu, which is transmitted for several centuries, from woman to woman. During the initiation ritual, Lily mysteriously falls in the past, 300 years ago.It is in an unknown forest near a small village, besides completely without clothes and some ideas on where to found itself. But her thoughts rudely interrupted by ninjas, who had taken out of nowhere and pursuing a pregnant peasant woman. She has no choice as to defend the poor girl.It turns out that the ninja working for Ms Okin insidious, which is engaged in the district of extortion, robbery and murder ... Written by lament
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First off, let's dash a few hopes: the English title for Oppai
Chanbara: Striptease Samurai Squad is a bit misleading. If you
envisioned a band of roving topless samurai laying waste to their
enemies, you will be sorely disappointed. In fact, there are only two
striptease samurai in the film not much of a squad, really.
Oppai Chanbara is a spoof of the popular (in Japan, at least) video
game series Onechanbara. However, familiarity with Onechanbara is not
required to understand or enjoy Oppai Chanbara. In fact, all that's
really needed to get the most from this film is a few beers and
relatively low expectations. Akira Hirose directs this low-budget
action-comedy, featuring AV stars Ryo Akanishi (Injured Dolls, Sexual
Nurse Clinic 3) and Ruru Anao (Super Tits Body Special, Bako Bako
Orgy), which somehow manages to be not quite as bad as one would
expect. Oppai Chanbara has a certain sleazy charm that manages to make
it almost appealing.
It's her 20th birthday and Lili (Akanishi) is about to inherit the
Sayama Hashin-ryu sword style. What is the Sayama Hashin-ryu sword
style, you ask? Well, as the film makes clear on several occasions,
Sayama Hashin-ryu is, at its core, a sword style used to kill people
(ahem) with your boobs. Well, that's not exactly right. Lili doesn't
actually kill people with her boobs. They serve as more of a
distraction technique than anything else
probably because they glow.
Yep, you read that correctly, her boobs glow.
During her initiation ceremony, Lili's grandmother gives her a
mysterious box, warning her to open it only when faced with a true
predicament. After drinking some rather questionable green tea, she is
transported back to the era of ronin, ninjas, and uncomfortable male
underpants where she finds herself alone in a forest, buck naked with
only the box for company. She soon encounters the very pregnant Yae
(Mina Asa), fleeing the clutches of the evil Yamishika gang. Judging
herself to be in a true predicament, Lili opens the box and before our
very eyes a striptease samurai is born! An epic battle of boobs vs.
ninjas ensues, during which Lili experiences her first kill, leading to
deep personal introspection which culminates in her revelation that
Sayama Hashin-ryu is indeed, at its core, a sword style used to kill
The Yamishika gang flees and Lili is escorted to Iida village by Yae
and her brother Hikoichi (Shouichi Matsuda). Hikoichi loans Lili his
prized polka-dot handkerchief, sparking a love interest that is later
solidified when he proves himself a talented musician by playing a
heartrending composition on what I can only assume was a blade of
grass. Needless to say, the Yamishika gang aren't about to go out like
a bunch of punk-bitches. They soon return to Iida village with their
leader, the ninja queen Lady Kinu (Anao) in tow, swearing to murder a
villager every day until their extortion demands are met. More
boob-based combat ensues and Lili vows to save Iida village from Lady
Kinu and her gang.
Oppai Chanbara is certainly nothing to write home about, but might
appeal to fans of low-budget Japanese ninja-chick flicks and softcore
AV addicts. The acting is about what you would expect from a couple of
AV stars and a bunch of nobodies (my apologies, Mr. Matsuda). The fight
choreography is decent and there are a few genuinely funny moments.
Also, I never really got tired of admiring Ryo Akanishi's... um,
swordplay. Gorehounds take note: despite all the swords and shurikens,
there's very little blood, and no gore, to speak of. I guess Hirose
spent most of his special-effects budget on boob-lights, but I can't
really hold that against him.
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