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||IMDB Rating: 5.8/10 from PG-13 votes
||Release: 27 March 2014 (Russia) /
||Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama
||Stars: Anthony Hopkins, Douglas Booth, Emma Watson, Finn Wittrock, Gavin Casalegno, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Durand, Leo McHugh Carroll, Logan Lerman, Madison Davenport, Mark Margolis, Marton Csokas, Nick Nolte, Ray Winstone, Russell Crowe
||Synopsis: A man is chosen by his world's creator to undertake a momentous mission before an apocalyptic flood cleanses the world.
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I've been an IMDb lurker for several years and this film was so poor
that I felt motivated to write my first-ever review. It's bad on so
many levels, I'm not even quite sure where to begin...
Storyline: This film probably represents the biggest rick-roll I've
ever seen. Naturally, when people see a film about a great flood,
titled Noah, the automatic assumption is that it's a re-telling of the
biblical story. This film cynically exploits that expectation and then
drops a hammer on the bewildered audience. I believe most people who
watch this film will recognise that something is deeply "wrong" in it's
portrayal, but they're less likely to realise that the fundamental
reason is because the director has flooded (pun intended) his movie
with imagery and references based not in Christian theology, but
Gnostic mysticism. I'm not Christian, so I wasn't offended by this
perspective on a theological level, but that didn't lessen my
disappointment on a cinematic level at all.
Special effects: Wow. Just... Wow. The effects in this film wouldn't
look out of place in Jason and the Argonauts, or The Golden Voyage of
Sinbad. If you're not familiar with either of these (much better)
movies, it's possibly because you weren't born when they were produced,
way back in the 60's and 70's. In any case, it saddens me to know that
in 2014, effects of this standard are deemed acceptable for general
release. But as soon as I finish this review, I'll be dusting off my
Magnavox for a quick game of Wipeout just to complete the sensation of
Acting: This film sports a strong cast with some of my favourite actors
and most of them discharge their duties as well as might be expected
given the script they're stuck with. I did feel there was some
overacting with some of the more emotionally loaded scenes, but
overall, I'm more disappointed with the cast for accepting their roles
than how they actually played them.
Conclusion: Dear reader, I implore you. Go for a walk. Read a book.
Call that friend you haven't caught up with for ages. Do anything but
watch this film. I didn't pay to watch this mockery, but I still feel
cheated. My OH slept through most of it and I feel jealous. If you
avoid it altogether after reading this and other reviews, then I can at
least feel like I've done my good deed for the day.
Tags for Noah Full Movie
, Douglas Booth
, Emma Watson
, Finn Wittrock
, Gavin Casalegno
, Jennifer Connelly
, Kevin Durand
, Leo McHugh Carroll
, Logan Lerman
, Madison Davenport
, Mark Margolis
, Marton Csokas
, Nick Nolte
, Ray Winstone
, Russell Crowe
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