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Alien Showdown: The Day The Old West Stood Still
IMDB Rating: 2.0/10 from votes
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Alien Showdown: The Day The Old West Stood Still

Genre: Action, Adventure, Horror
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Synopsis: An alien scout lands on earth in the year 1854. The creature is searching for water and food. Once it finds what it needs, it will call in an invasion fleet. A lone cowboy must stand against the alien invader or all will be lost.

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Critic Reviews


If you thought that SyFy and Asylum films represented the lowest of the low, move over bacon, there's a new sheriff in town.

I could go on and on about how this is little more then a student film with a slightly higher budget.

...but I won't.

I could insult the brutally pathetic director/writer/producers for having less shame then a middle aged prostitute in Alabama who wants her own reality show...and simply won't take no for an answer.

...but I won't.

I could make countless references to how this film is not just "studenty", but in pretty much every way imaginable is actually written, produced, directed, and executed at literally a sub-student level.

...but I won't.

I could even suggest that comically inept and brutally shameless juvenile film-sociopaths like these should truly be jailed in some sort of future hypothetical Cinema-Crimes facility for those who blaspheme and tarnish the shining and majestic institution which they are not even fit to mop the floors of.

...but I won't.

And I could laugh, point, and mock the equally hilarious/shameless creature design, which everyone will be doing soon anyway.

...but I won't.

I'll simply say what I often say after watching a few minutes of films like these (who can make it past a few minutes?). This film, and others like it, are no more or less than the result of the extreme and intense enthusiasm of people who lack the talent and skill to make a decent film, but have all the drive and motivation that legitimate film makers do. Why else would bad (well, foul, actually) films get made?

Wait, strike that, they actually have MORE drive/motivation than real film makers, come to think of it. Finding funding for a kiddie-script like this must certainly be far more difficult then shopping a good/decent/great script around. We've found the true core problem! They suffer from misdirected hyper-motivation syndrome. Mindless noobs like these should be required by law to take some sort of motivation-reducing pharmaceutical yet to be invented by a film-loving doctor/researcher somewhere.

PLEASE, HURRY DOC!

Bad films have always been a part of cinema. But never so much as now. Digital (i.e. "video" cameras) have opened the door to lessor-noobs who would not have even made the cut for being a "bad film maker" in past film history. Talk about Less Than Zero? How can you suck MORE then a really bad film maker? Well, now you can. GO PROGRESS! It's a new era of suckage which has never existed before, a hitherto unseen and lusciously putrid era of worse-then-bad films from stylistic/mental children with LOADS of drive and overflowing bucketfuls of motivation. And wait, it's only getting worse. Imagine a decade from now, when the tools will have become even more affordable and accessible for even LESS talented film-tards! Oh the horror! But, and it's a very small "but", this film does have some small value for those who enjoy the Asylum films, and any other unintentionally hilarious bad films. Additionally, it is of great value to film students, as a stern warning of what might happen if they neglect their studies, forget their theory, and/or abandon all of their aspirations towards achieving ANY level of proficiency in any single area of production.

Lobby hard, everyone, for legislation in the near future to prosecute crimes against cinema. I suggest a stinking and highly unhygienic floating prison island, where the cine-criminals are forced to watch only the movies produced by the inmates for 23.5 hours a day. Oh, and Ewe Boll films. Life sentences for all of them!

Please, see this film!

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