Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie temporarily allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady ... Written by KGF Vissers

  • Duration: 22 min
  • IMDb: 7.1

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HD Pilot

Pilot

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IMDb: 8.4
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23 min

Charlie Harper just had his pants down and a willing girl stripping for sex when his brother Alan calls, whose wife Judith threw him out with ten year-old son Jake. They move into playboy Charlie's beach-house 'a few days, tops', which seems an eternity for the serial seducer. Yet Jake grows on Charlie, as he proves a better babe-magnet then a puppy and a natural at seeing through poker-faces. When Judith announces the break-up is final, she may be lesbian, Charlie extends a long-term invitation to father and son, rather then let Jake undergo the influence of their selfish socialite mother from hell. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Big Flappy Bastards

Big Flappy Bastards

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

Alan learns that asking Charlie to help him punish Jake makes it harder, the naughty knaves rather play together. Charlie learns, also the hard way, a boy that immature can't be left uncontrolled, he even feeds seagulls till they take over the bedroom. Alan refuses to learn Judith asks him for chores to exploit his domestic skills, even a kiss when he announces to stop coming round on Charlie's advice is just a ploy. Charlie learns ignoring a repentant kid isn't right either. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

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IMDb: 7.9
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22 min

Alan and Jake move into Charlie's beach-house permanently, ex Judith even helps arrange Jake's room. When the kid gets sick and insists on getting nursed 'at home' by his mother (who ruthlessly refuses any reconciliation move), Alan feels like a 'total failure', comparing himself to another guinea-pig which didn't survive Jake's neglect. Charlie takes Alan drinking and, when drunk, both of them conclude (with the help of the taxi driver) that the root of the brothers' problems is their mother, so she gets a nightly, yet ill-planned visit. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

While Charlie tries to write a chocolate jingle, his maid Bertha quits, tired of caring for three Harpers and Alan's perfectionist suggestions. Alan offers to do the domestic chores instead, but finds spoiled Charlie can't be pleased, nor tell exactly what he wants. So Charlie is left trying to prepare Jake for a visit to ma Judith, bathed and dressed, while Alan begs Bertha to return at rock-star Steven Tyler's place, her other client, offering free massage by the chiropractor. Rose presses Charlie to help her prepare for a date with Randy, or is that Andy, or a fictitious boyfriend? Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

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IMDb: 8.1
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19 min

Charlie objected to being commandeered by Alan to bring Jake to soccer, and to the wimpy idea to 'teach' the boys not to keep scores. However he finds Ernie's army brat soccer ma Kate agrees, so he arranges a play-date, win-win for boys of both generations. Alas there's also Ernie's dad, Bill. Alan scolds Charlie for 'using his son', but is easily chased by divorced soccer ma Gloria -too pushy for Charlie- and her sister Brooke. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

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IMDb: 7.8
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21 min

Charlie tries to teach Jake how to avoid female scorn by carefully screening telephone calls. However, grandma Harper knows all the tricks and comes unannounced, to commandeer the boys for a dinner to present 'possibly' the new man in her life. When even Charlie is dragged there, it gets worse. Tommy Pearson's daughter Olivia is Charlie's unforgiving ex. Afterward Evelyn loses Tommy for good, with not even a call from him, and falls into unprecedented black gloom. Alan feels obliged to invite her, to the beach-house, where she makes life hell for the male trio, fitting her favorite musical acts 'These boots are made for walking'. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

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IMDb: 8.5
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22 min

Charlie demonstrates to Alan how to keep people happy by telling them 'I understand' without committing to anything, not even actually listening. When Judith complains because Jake drew a beach girl's butt at school, Alan gives him a weasel PC lecture, but Charlie feels it's just normal for boys and teaches Jake the technicalities about implants. Alas Charlie's technique makes him Judith's confident, and she gets Cindy, the surfer girl he was after. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

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IMDb: 8.1
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19 min

After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's classroom musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blind-sided with divorce papers from Judith, causing strife which results in Charlie, who refuses to deal with the pre-pubers without a snootful, having to produce the play on his own. Jake is crushed when he realizes that a reconciliation between his parents may never happen. Written by Lynne Boris Johnston

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Phase One, Complete

Phase One, Complete

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IMDb: 7.9
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21 min

Charlie is not amused when his latest flirt Wendy's eagerness to help out with Jake and the Harper brothers' household seems to land him into a 'real' relationship. He's also worried sick to hear that she gets along with Evelyn. So Charlie dumps Wendy, but Jake keeps giving him the cold shoulder. Meanwhile Charlie worries about Scrabble bringing Alan closer to his loony stalker Rose. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Merry Thanksgiving

Merry Thanksgiving

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IMDb: 8.2
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21 min

Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. Not only are the usual feuds in evidence (leading to a turkey-carving right out of Psycho) but Judith's parents are actually sympathetic to Alan and hostile to their own daughter for her fling with lesbianism. Written by Peter Harris

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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IMDb: 7.8
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20 min

Alan and Charlie discover Judith is dating again - with Jake's soccer coach. Alan is jealous and wants to start dating again too, but he's as hopeless at it as Charlie infallible. Even shopping for more fashionable attire with Charlie is a disaster. Meanwhile grandma Evelyn babysits Jake- to either's horror, so Rose takes over. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Camel Filters and Pheromones

Camel Filters and Pheromones

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IMDb: 8.8
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21 min

Grumpy maid Berta's airhead daughter Cheryl Ann needs a babysitter for her daughter, so Charlie allows Berta to bring her along. Alas, at sixteen Prudence is mentally barely Jake's equal, but physically more then any Harper handles easily. Even Charlie needs a pretense-girl-friend, a part Rose enjoys, groping and kissing her 'monkey-man'. Prudence makes it much harder to rebuke Judith's complaints that Charlie has a bad influence on Jake. At night, Prudence seeks a place to crash- but not alone. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Sarah Like Puny Alan

Sarah Like Puny Alan

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IMDb: 7.9
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21 min

Charlie enjoys teaching 'blank page' Jake dirty jokes. Alan has flu, so Rose imposes herself as his 'intimate' nurse, until Evelyn arrives and takes over. Charlie insists on double-dating with Alan, in order to have revenge on his ex, Kathy. Alan suddenly agrees because his date turns out to be the soap star Desiree. To get Alan back on his feet, the Harper boys go to the sauna but all they manage to do is catch the flu. Sick, the brothers exchange confidences about career frustrations and bicker about chiropractics, at the worst possible moment. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD I Can't Afford Hyenas

I Can't Afford Hyenas

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IMDb: 8.0
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21 min

Alan lectures Charlie for teaching Jake to gamble and tipping pizza boy Ted $50. Alas, Berta's shopping shows that his credit-card is maxed out and is cut up. Stan explains that four months of expenses which exceed his income have wiped him out financially, until his next royalties pay-out. After missing a shipping date by buying cheap generic stuff and having to tip Ted $2, Charlie swallows his pride, then tears up the check rather then dine with Evelyn. Rose volunteers a loan, pittance in her rich family, even begs he accepts it as a friend. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Seeing Frankie completely vandalize her therapist's car for telling her she has anger control issues, Alan just wants to run, but Charlie just sees unrestrained sex potential and takes her in. Rose declares her dangerous at first sight, like she once was. When Frankie proves an avid fan of chiropractics, Alan can't help himself anymore. She denies Charlie sex and gets the brothers to help her retrieve something - her preteen daughter Joanie. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD That Was Saliva, Alan

That Was Saliva, Alan

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Now Frankie has tricked the Harpers into taking her and her daughter Joanie in, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to get custody. Charlie wants to dump her, but Alan insists on taking them both in. Jake doesn't enjoy the 8 year old's 'romantic' attention. Charlie hates the consolation kisses and compliments, and is stunned when Frankie prefers intimacy with Alan. Charlie rightly warns him he's just falling for his 'damsel in distress', but warns her not to hurt his kid brother. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

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IMDb: 8.1
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20 min

Alan enjoys winding up his ex, Judith, who just increased his alimony burden by pretending that Charlie will get custody of Jake if they both die. However, both Charlie and mother Evelyn take objection to hearing his actual choice for custody of Jake are two responsible cousins - agricultural Professors in Rhode Island. When Jake hurts his head playing basketball, Charlie is alone and gets a terrifying taste of improvising without paternal experience. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD An Old Flame with a New Wick

An Old Flame with a New Wick

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IMDb: 8.6
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21 min

Charlie's old flame, Jill, comes for a visit, she had an operation and is now called Bill. Then Evelyn starts dating Bill.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

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IMDb: 8.3
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19 min

When Jake's mother Judith gets a visit from her ever-rivaling, sexier but less smart sister Liz, Alan fears trouble because she had sex with Charlie in the cloakroom at his wedding. Charlie however expects Liz to go for Alan now, who thinks she really fancies him, but she is only the next best weapon to hurt Judith. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

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IMDb: 7.8
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21 min

Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, including his grandmother and even a psychologist.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD No Sniffing, No Wowing

No Sniffing, No Wowing

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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

After Charlie is given a witness interview by Alan's expensive, power-hungry divorce lawyer, Laura, she sets her sights on him, but warns him that it must be kept a secret, giving him strict ground rules to follow. Unaware of what is going on, Alan is feeling somewhat confident about the possibility of a fair custody/settlement agreement, despite Judith's concerns about Jake living at Uncle Charlie's house on weekends. When Charlie brings home Laura's paralegal to play, and Laura catches them together, Charlie finds her reaction to the situation unacceptable. Alan is dumbfounded when his lawyer tanks his case. Written by Lynne Boris Johnston

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

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IMDb: 8.1
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21 min

Alan has consented to pay for Jake's appointment at the child psychologist, self-confessed mere guesser Dr. Freeman. Charlie finds that Alan is the one who sleepwalks and performing domestic chores, and hears from ma Evelyn it had happened before - from their dad's death till Alan's sexual awaking. Arranging a sex-life for Alan fails as he refuses one night-stands, so Charlie finally drags Alan to the child psychologist, and ends up as a stand in for Judith. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Just Like Buffalo

Just Like Buffalo

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IMDb: 8.6
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21 min

Whenever Jake repeats Charlie's flippant rule 'not to marry as long as you have women for domestic and intimate services', the Harper boys get into trouble. It's worst for Alan, whose weekend visits are sabotaged by Judith and her women support group on account of their 'bad influence'. Charlie warns Alan not to face them as a group, in vain. Then the master proves he can still win them all over talking face-to-face. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Can You Feel My Finger

Can You Feel My Finger

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IMDb: 8.3
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22 min

Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps getting calls from his wife -- who's about to give birth -- Charlie starts to think about what fatherhood might entail and likes the idea, provided he still has his vital organs intact (in more ways than one). Written by Peter Harris

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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