Jill comes to her breaking point with Candace living at their apartment and takes surprising action. Vanessa tries to spice up her long-distance relationship with Graham, and Lex receives life-changing news.

Jill flounders to make the right impression at her art show. New York Times best-selling author Derek Blasberg (playing himself) pays a visit to Brooke and Devon at Von Weber headquarters, but things do not go as planned. In a full Lexistential crisis, Lex gets advice from a stranger (Dan Butler).

Jill is forced to face her fear of the suburbs as she attends a traditional Thanksgiving meal with Brooke's sisters. Upon meeting Barrett (Christine Taylor), a perfectionist homemaker and Berkley (Meredith Hagner), a paragon of condescension, Jill learns why Brooke is the way she is.

Jill is riddled with guilt when Candace makes her dramatic return from sequestration and tells the family the lurid details of the Cruise Ship Murder trial (featuring Alysia Reiner, Emma Myles and Peter Scolari).

Faced with an impossible work deadline on the night of his Dad's Committee Night Out, Andy takes stimulants. Jill and Vanessa learn the cruel definition of Med Spa as they visit their college friend Ollie at his new venture, Ãœth.

By day, Jill shoots Brooke's new line of Von Weber wares, and by night she and Vanessa investigate a rash of infections plaguing the Upper Yeast Side. Candace seeks answers for why she keeps getting called Candy Ass, and Lex tries to make the cut at MarsX.

Jill books a photo shoot in Los Angeles and brings Vanessa along. They follow Dave Navarro (playing himself) on a crazy adventure. Meanwhile, Candace oversteps her boundaries with Hazel, and Lex faces his deepest fears in a zero-gravity chamber.

At the annual family sleepover night at The Brewton Museum of Natural History, animal instinct takes over: Brooke has cold feet about Lex going to Mars, Simone reveals her unexpected true love, Vanessa surprises herself and Andy realizes he's been chasing the wrong girl all year.

The Weber and von Weber families are thrown into a tizzy when Hazel gets her period...but that's nothing compared with what happens when someone from their past appears on The Wendy Williams Show and spills more tea than the Boston Tea Party.